Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "People would like you better and your life might have been easier if you were medicated"

• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• What Might Have Been
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• worse things have happened to better people
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I would like to have emotions
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• What have you been smoking?
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Indigenous people are better than you
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I could have been Canadian
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Life's Better with the Conservatives
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Penis size and impregnation
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Treatment of corporations
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• we'd like you better drugged
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• There were times better than this
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Life will get easier
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• A better life through lying
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• He's been places they have not.
• i have been burning for so long
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been one of a two
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• love like you've never been hurt
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Better than Life
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The next life will be better
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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