Findings:

• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• MisterEd (user)
• Mister Smart (user)
• Mister Eff (user)
• Mister Blonde
• Mister
• Aloha, Mister Hand!
• Mister Nobody
• Mister E! (user)
• hey mister
• Mister Bed
• Mister Santa
• mister e (user)
• mister monkey (user)
• Mister Roberts
• Mister Charlie
• Mister Miracle
• Mister Strange
• Mister Blank
• The miss/mister rule
• Mr Mister
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Mister Green (user)
• mister (user)
• Mister Donut
• Mister Emptypants (user)
• Mister Volition
• mister T (user)
• Mister Boffo
• Mister Monday
• Mister Bingle
• Mister Heartbreak
• Mister Magoo (user)
• mister sinister (user)
• Mister S (user)
• Mister Six (user)
• Mister Clean
• Mister T 1963 (user)
• mister shabbadoo (user)
• Mister Weazle (user)
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Mister URL (user)
• Mister Bigg (user)
• Mister Chu (user)
• Mister Chu believes
• Mister Chu sweeps
• Mister Chu remembers his mother
• Mister Chu is on the beach
• Mister Chu saw Tupelo
• Mister Chu found a letter
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• Mister Chu does not float
• Mister Chu sees a tattoo
• Mister Chu buys apricots
• Mister Chu learns doggerel
• Mister Chu was reading on the terrace
• Mister Chu is not strong
• Mister Chu went to the library
• Mister Chu measures the bed
• Mister Chu at Emma Long Metropolitan Park
• Mister Chu on a rare day in June
• Mister Chu is fond of dog
• Mister Chu does his laundry
• Give my regards to broadway, Mister President
• please
• Take my wife, please!
• Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
• Hurry up please it's time
• Please Please Me
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Pleased
• Someone please kill me
• please explain
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Please use plain text
• Please help me!
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• Please take a number
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please Kill Me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Ticket, please.
• nigga please
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please stop annoying me
• listen()
• Please Save My Earth
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Please don't feed the troll
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• say please
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please clear the field; the game is not over
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Give me a moment, please
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Pleased as Punch
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• Please recycle
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• please forgive me (user)
• Please Fix This Bug. (user)
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• Please insert nicotine
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
• So Pretty Please
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Please call again
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Pleased to Meet You
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• She sits where she pleases
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Got any ID please?
• Time Travelers please help!
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Die Please (user)
• Please, Teacher!
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Please Smile My Noise Bleed
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• please i drunk (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• please (user)
• No Sex Please: We're British
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• something please (user)
• Please pardon our façade
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Please, Pleaseplease
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?

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