Findings:
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- we're made out of nothing
- And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- Things people put up their butts
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
- Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
- We're one, but we're not the same
- Not really by the rules, but...
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- We're all Borf in the End
- Charles I's decision to end Personal Rule
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
- Mistakes were made
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- You Made The Sunrise, You Were The Fall
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Speed limits were made to be broken
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
- "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- It never rains but it pours
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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