Findings:
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- What story there awaits its end?
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- A One Paragraph Story
- Kids (Three Different Ones)
- To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
- Dead End Kids
- John Dies At The End
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
- Until the End of the World
- old books can tell more than one story
- The Library Book
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- End of a love story
- Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- everyone is the hero of their own story
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- Kid's Story
- Each one has their own story
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Killing one's family and then killing oneself
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
- Life sucks, then you die
- Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
- The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
- Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- What story down there awaits its end?
- Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- The horror story to end all horror stories
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
- War Without End, Part One
- Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
- A Small Scrap Near the End of Your Story
- To Die a Martyr
- everyone needs an angry love story
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
- Stories your parents told you as a kid
- I thought everyone had a turning point story
- Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
- The end of a story
- We live for the one, we die for the one
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- One Node to Rule Them All
- one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- One Dollar: A Story
- And then one day you wake up
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
- Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
- Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
- Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Burning textbooks and then selling them back
- Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
- The sad story of the dual devirginization of a traffic cone
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- A Tandy, a BASIC disk, and one bored kid
- watching everyone you know die
- suffer quietly until then
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Helping your kid brother die
- The Brady Bunch
- Hunches in Bunches
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- Bryon Bunch
- The Wild Bunch
- Just a Bunch of Disks
- bunch (user)
- A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
- A bunch of fun guys
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- Die! Die! Die! (user)
- die
- Die Form
- Die Krupps
- When I Die
- If I should die
- Die Hard
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- Dies juridicus
- Dies non
- Never say die
- Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
- We're waiting for you to die
- Die Interimsliebenden
- Die Nibelungen
- Die Brücke
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- I don't want to die
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Old video games don't die
- Hot chocolate to die for
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- We need to watch things die
- people die every day
- If We Must Die
- this is how i'm going to die.
- optima dies prima fugit
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- Ground rush
- Fools Die
- Lando was supposed to die
- this is it, we're going to die
- Where people go when people die
- The orc that wouldn't die
- die by the sword
- Watching my mother die
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- We born to die
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- hydrate or die
- You are just an animal and you will die
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- A Day No Pigs Would Die
- And They Didn't Die
- Die Stem van Suid Afrika
- Bill Gates Must Die
- Double Die
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