Findings:

• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• She shed
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• a song you can barely hear
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• So she wet the bed
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
• sandstorm firestorm windstorm she stands alone
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Shh... it's magical
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Isabelle is a fierce hunter; she won't stand for the wrong prey
• Don't stand so close to me
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• How to tell she's good looking
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• You mean she can
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• So then she said
• (she's a monster) she ate my heart
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• So happy she drools
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• She's so cute
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Gays are great, so she says
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
• The Barely Works
• Gills just barely wet
• A map of a land barely known
• just barely comfortable heat
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• aluminum can
• garbage can
• trash can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• canned food
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Canned goods
• Get Up, Stand Up
• I can see her face
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• As far as the eye can see
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?

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