Findings:

• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Shut up and drive
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Should I be happy?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Fire shut up in my bones
• Shut The Fuck Up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• "Shut up," he explained
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Shut up and jump
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• Aw, shut up!
• Shut up, wesley!
• What I want to be when I grow up
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Chant and be Happy
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Shut up
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Put up or shut up
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Shut up and cover the pie
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Random socks, balled up
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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