Findings:

• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Put up or shut up
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Shut up
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• Her hair, tangled
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Shut up and jump
• "Shut up," he explained
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Shut up and cover the pie
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• 'just woke up' voice
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Shut up, wesley!
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Aw, shut up!
• Shut up and drive
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• turkey pop up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Fire shut up in my bones
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• eat
• eat out
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Eat my Shorts
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Eat Me
• Who shall we eat?
• Don't shit where you eat
• The more you eat, the more there are
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Eat the rich
• Eat Static
• eat flaming death
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Dog Eat Dog
• Meal, ready to eat
• Why your pet eats poop
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I will eat your soul
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• How to eat a mango
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Good Eats
• You can't eat a flag
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• How to eat an artichoke
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• Mares Eat Oats
• All the gold you can eat
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• I could eat a horse
• We are what we eat
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• the meat we eat
• and I eat you alive
• Why dogs eat grass
• Let them eat cake
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• Don't eat the brown acid
• Watching you eat an apple
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• How to eat a shot glass
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Eat poop you cat
• Eat it, don't read it
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Do not eat
• The Curious Eat Themselves
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Eat any good books lately?
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• I Eat Weeds and Trees
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Eat the eyes first
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• All you can eat
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Ready to eat jelly
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Beef: it's what's for starvation
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• What to eat on the Atkins Diet
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
• How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
• Eat Bugs for Money
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Eat The Runt
• Pete's Eats
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• Eats, Shoots and Leaves
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Wog Eat Wog World
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• Everybody Eat
• love to eat (user)
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• You Are What You Eat
• Pet python eats Cambodian boy
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• I eat a lot of Dick's in the summertime
• Tigers Eat Hearts
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• Eat shit or puke trying
• You eated my cookie?

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