Findings:

• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Good from far, but far from good
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• The Girl Can't Help It
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Keep us away from us
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• not running from, but going to
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• You can't get there from here
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Keep guns away from drunks
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
• I still can't save myself. I keep fragmenting
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Violins can't help it
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• keep away from children
• Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
• And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Keep fragile species from reproducing
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• How to keep your discman from beeping
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• mantras are a hack to keep the word-brain from talking
• keep away from children and poets.
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way

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