Findings:
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- How was Trump at Munich?
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- When she was bad
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How the Earth was destroyed
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- What the hell was she thinking?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How America was mapped
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How the West Was Won
- How's she goin', by
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- She was steady
- That's Just How He Was
- How she saw the moon
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- How was the Bible canonized?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How's she cutting?
- she does not know how much I need this
- How clear she shines
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Charles Bridgeman
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- Running a BBS
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How the West Was Lost
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- She was locked in time
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- She always was devious in her beauty
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She is and was
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She was too beautiful to be human
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- She knew what she was doing
- She was free
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- The annoying orange orb outside my window each morning
- Those Annoying Post Bros.
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Useless, Annoying Characters
- Annoying email forwards
- That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- This really annoying trend for adapting a single novel into multiple films
- Advertising is an Annoying Rich Friend
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How to torture a telemarketer
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