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• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• But it isn't
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Rest in Peace, whatever you were
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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