Findings:

• quoting statistics won't impress me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't tread on me
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't send me roses
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't Pass Me By
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• don't blame me for your anger
• Don't @ me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• So much it scares me
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't call me white
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't Know Much
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't Give Me Names
• kill him dead; don't call me
• you don't talk much
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't remember all that much
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't call me Asian
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't tell me about her
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Dont come near me. (user)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• the way you don't look at me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't Tell Me
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• customers don't trust me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't call me Debbie
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Americans don't speak English
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

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