Findings:

• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Knowledge can never be certain
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can never quarantine the past
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Know How, Can Do
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• The Most Good You Can Do
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• You can never go home again
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can do shit with my legs
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I never bend what I can break
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• All I can do
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Something I Can Never Have
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• You never can tell
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• If you can say something nice, do
• I can do it myself
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• you never can tell with bees
• What loneliness can do to you
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• You can do anything
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Do what you can as you do
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• You can never really escape the fire
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• There is nothing the dead can do
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• You can never get away from yourself
• we can give up, but the world never will
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• There is something we can do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I can do much better than this
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I never know what to do with my hands
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Canned Heat
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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