Findings:
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Our calendars have no meaning
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- our first time
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Cain was the first technologist
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- The snow is the first distinct memory I have
- First of May
- seek ye first
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- Adam really was the first man
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- When I first met you
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- When first my way to fair I took
- No plans survive first contact with the enemy
- The first time I knew I was different
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Back when our blood was still warm
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- Movies that should have been books first
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
- On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- GCU I Found It First (user)
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- Buying your first mountain bike
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- The first time I flew
- Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- the first casualty when war comes is the truth
- We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
- U.S. policy on First Use
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- You are no longer someone's first
- The social meaning of knitting in the first years of this century
- What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- The First of May
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- When I was young Time had no wings
- The First Documented Genocide in History
- Words Have No Meaning
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- When our word was iron
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Swimming pool injury
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- When the student is ready, the teacher appears
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- May 18, 2015
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- The boundary drawn by our skin
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- May 18, 2013
- Proof by repeated assertion
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- May 18, 2020
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- having you by the short hairs
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- May 18, 2018
- May 18, 2012
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- 1918 Flu Pandemic
- May 18, 1980
- People referred to by three initials
- When he became an old man
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- May 18, 2014
- Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- It is Folly to Measure the True and False by Our Own Capacity
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Back By Popular Demand
- Forgiving our Fathers
- I was raised by the French government
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
- Read by the author
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- What was stolen by someone else
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
- May 18, 2016
- May 18, 2021
- May 18, 2019
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- May 18, 2023
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- T.A.Z.: Communique #10: Plenary Session Issues New Denunciations--Purges Expected
- May 18, 2022
- Proof by Assertion
- Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
- When I became beautiful
- I appear to have been misinformed
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- We only use 10% of our brain
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- When things are known by a brand name
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- Kafka's "The Judgment" as read by Deleuze and Guattari
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- By the Skin of Our Teeth
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Ye Jacobites By Name
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