Findings:

• and then I woke up
• 'just woke up' voice
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• I woke up in occupied America.
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• I woke up
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• And then one day you wake up
• cellular phone
• Mobile phone
• cell phone
• pay phone
• rotary phone
• cordless phone
• phone cord
• phone book
• Phone number
• phone tag
• phone in well
• Answering a phone that never rings
• Star Phone
• bat phone
• phone booth
• late night phone calls
• phone firewall
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• Knife fight in a phone booth
• car phone
• At a pay phone outside a convenience store in East Fooville
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
• Stadium Cell Phone Clowns
• web phone
• phone tree
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• strangest phone call
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• BT Phone boxes
• clue phone
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Phone Genius 2000
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Soft phone
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Phone number rhythm
• Prominent mobile phone syndrome
• Dream Phone
• Woke capitalism
• Probably the most useful phone number in England
• how to short out a phone line
• The at work phone voice
• Mojave Desert Phone Booth
• phone voice
• The end of the world phone voice
• How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
• Yo, this is def, number 3 on the phone!
• mobile phones for Section 8 Housing
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• cellular phone gun
• When phone systems attack
• Shopping Guide for Cordless Phones
• playing Sinatra on the phone
• phone (user)
• cell phone programming
• Cell phone holder
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• ghetto phones
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Today I talked to an Amish person on the phone
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• Does that phone taste good?
• phone sex lines
• pubic phone
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Cell Phone Radiation
• phone sex
• Phone in if you know the answer
• A.I. Interactive phone numbers
• cellular phones as high-priority interrupts
• single phone ring
• Phone solicitors
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Phone conversations filled with innuendo & unrequited lust
• Fear of mobile phones
• How to tap a phone
• Could AOL phone home?
• phone box
• Composing your own ringtones for a Nokia mobile phone
• Recycling mobile phones
• Until the phone rings
• Phone Losers of America
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• mobile phone snatching
• Phone sexed
• How to add a second phone line
• Sue's special brown phone
• phone phreak
• The Phone Call
• How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• E.T. phone home
• The hidden dangers of mobile phone use
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• Bic vs Cell Phone
• sony ericsson cellular phone (user)
• Phone call
• Banana phone lyrics
• white courtesy phone
• Cell Phone Interruptus
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• an unexpected phone call
• Answering a dead phone line
• If I Only Changed the Software, Why is the Phone on Fire?
• phone in
• On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
• Synchronizing Nokia Phones with USB Data Cable Failure
• cell phone jammer
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• Mojave Phone Booth
• a red-headed woman talking on a phone in a room
• old keyboards and broken cell phones
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Cell Phone Zombies
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• God's phone number in a matchbook
• A quickly escalating phone conversation
• Phone Anxiety
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune

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