Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "There are six or so billion over-evolved monkeys on this ball of mud and you're not going to save them all."

• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Fuck them all but the six
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• All good men are either gay or married
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• Beef: it's what's for starvation
• Monkey Girl and the Price of it All
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• Super Monkey Ball Jr.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Super Monkey Ball 2
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Ten stars or so
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• Kill Six Billion Demons
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Super Monkey Ball
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Be there or be square
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• You're All Alone
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• you're all really really boring
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• ball of mud
• Six ball async fountain
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Monkey Ball
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Collision avoidance technique
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Going There
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Monkey Balls
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• There's Something Going On
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them

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