Findings:

• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Rape committed by women
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• They don't know what I've done
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• emotions others don't get to see
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You just don't get it
• I don't get many things right the first time
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They Don't Want Me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• People don't flail when they die
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They don't know what they're missing
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Stoned music memories
• They don't touch me the same way
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't get it
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't want to get over you
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• They Say It Gets Easier
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You don't get a song
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• The Department of They
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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