Findings:
- true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
- The semi-fictional life of every real woman
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
- The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
- Real life trolling
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- Real Life
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Life's too quick a thing
- As suggested by travel guides
- My real life, burst into the proper colors
- He smiles but it's not real.
- But life is subjective.
- Skim this life but never live
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
- real life raygun
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- Real Life Dilbert
- x86 Real Mode
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- life is too short to stay mad for too long
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
- The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
- The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- What is true in life
- Life is too short
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- Too good to be true
- In Real Life
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- sad but true (user)
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- Real life applications of mathematics
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- Everything vs. Real Life
- Life's too complex
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- Life's Too Good
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Life's too short for mild salsa
- real life test
- Dan in Real Life
- save and restore function in real life
- Real Life Phaser
- E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Life is too short to use low-quality herbs and spices
- "Real life": absurd liberal myth
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- Star Trek makes time travel too easy
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Travel and Real Adventure (category)
- Real life is stranger than Borges
- Sometimes I think this life is too easy
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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