Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "To me, the spectacle of a man drifting serenely along through such a queer yarn without ever smiling, was exquisitely absurd"

• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• The things that get me (barely) through
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• There was once a Man
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• You can see right through me
• The life train left without me
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Me and the Fat Man
• like nothing ever was
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• Before you, there was me
• People without spines annoy me.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• A learned man came to me once
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The Man Without a Facebook
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Sing Along With Me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Floating along on this sea of people down through history
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• No man is without enemies
• Man was created in God's image
• Angry Man is Following Me
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• The Man Without Qualities
• The Man Who Was (user)
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• There was a man and a woman
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• See Me Through Part II
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Without Me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• This Is Me Smiling
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• This node was made for you and me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I won't ever understand me
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• i played the last game of chess a man ever played
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• God was created in man's image
• That man bit me
• My first comet
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• The Man Without A Country
• Adam really was the first man
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Jesus was a black man
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• The bravest man I've ever known
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• Your husband was a great man
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I was a homeless bum
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Was it ever there?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• The man is bringing me down
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Have you ever made a just man?

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