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• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Think of a typical high school movie. Okay, now think of a typical college movie.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I think therefore I am
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• but don't take my word for it
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• When All's Well
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Don't Make Me Think
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I don't think of her
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• They think I'm a god
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• think of me now
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• My cats think I'm a God
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I think I will break but I mend
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I don't think I like your system
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't think of...
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• I'm not what you think
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• The Learning Channel
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I Think We're Alone Now
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• She is all I am listening to here
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• When I am stronger than now
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Being a dickhead
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• They think it's all over
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Think globally, don't act.
• Stoned music memories
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't think I like love
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Don't think about it
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop

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