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It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
He called me Sarah once
he listened so well, he was still curious.
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
some say he was never here at all
She was coming out as he was going in.
he calls me girly (user)
he calls me monster
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
I didn't say he ate your dog
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He brings me books like flowers
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
he says
He Was Only Joking
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
he likes to watch you walk
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
as if he didn't exist
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
she, he, and me
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
He that is not with me is against me.
The day he gave me a lift
Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
He says the most beautiful things
More than he was willing to give
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
For my father, in the event he finds me
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
That's Just How He Was
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
he kissed me for a year and a half
Chris and What He Untaught Me
The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
It was 1992. He smiled.
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
he smokes like a cello plays
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
Why won't he call?
I had no idea what he thought about me.
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
He Hate Me
he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
He called around 5:30
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He Looked Like the Summer
He was hard in all the wrong places
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
making certain he was touching her
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
he's like someone living in a dream
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He who pays the piper calls the tune
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
I like the way he reads poetry
He Was a Crook
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
He had something to say. He said it.
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
He taught me how to smoke
How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
All he left her was alone
he that is not with me is against me
He speaks so well!
She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
My crush asked if he could kiss me
I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
He has redefined me, again and again
He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
he tried to kill me with a forklift
At least he was gentle
Jesus He Knows Me
He makes me feel alone just by being there
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
He says she says
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
He was found
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
For my brother, in the event he finds me
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
he was a punk poet himself
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
He loves me, he loves me not
I married him because he was not mean
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
He never returned
He's Gone
Don't Go Out the Door
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
Even my faults he adores
He Is Born
hes (user)
Ancient Arrowhead
HES
great things he has taught us
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He's Jack
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
Song of the Sorceress
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
Li He
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
I Am He that Aches with Love
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother

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