Findings:

• Say When
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• smile when you say that
• When you wake up feeling old
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Her hair, tangled
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When the Pope says shit
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• When I Grow Up
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• When Renny wakes up
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• What do you see when you look up?
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When We Grow Up
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Ducks Breath Mystery Theater
• Donald Duck
• Duck Tales
• Donald "Duck" Dunn
• Ducks Unlimited
• Sea duck
• Vicissy duck
• Duck Amuck
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• lame duck
• Things you told me when we were in love
• mandarin ducks
• Lord love a duck
• Peking duck
• The Duck Variations
• dead duck
• Vaucansons duck
• golden duck
• Water off a duck's back
• Sporto duck shoes
• Duck Soup
• fuzzy duck
• Toilet Duck
• How to Read Donald Duck
• Nibbled to death by ducks
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Anaheim Ducks
• The Second Richest Duck
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• duck test
• M R DUCKS
• Duck and Run
• Little White Duck
• The V8 Duck
• sitting duck
• Baby Duck
• All birds are ducks
• duck hook
• Capilotade of Duck
• Duck With Olives
• Wild Duck a la Chasseur
• Oregon Ducks
• Long Island Ducks
• Mock Duck
• Ride The Ducks
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Do muskrats eat ducks?
• Black Duck Cafe
• Eye of the Duck
• talks like a duck
• Daisy Duck
• Green onion crepes with duck and hoi sin
• Peter Duck
• Steamer duck
• Duck, Duck, Goose
• Ducks on the pond
• Pekin Duck
• Fluffy Duck
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Kiwanis Duck Race for Tiny Hearts
• duck race
• duck boots
• The Big Duck
• Duck Crossing
• A duck meets God at a bar
• A boy and his duck
• duck o death (user)
• Divin' Duck Blues
• Ducks Ahoy
• The Rabbit Goes Duck Hunting
• duck canvas
• ruptured duck
• Duck! Rabbit, Duck!
• DaFFy DucK (user)
• Beijing Duck
• ducks prefer chapatis
• Plucky Duck
• The Fat Duck
• The ducks, however, hate everyone
• Honey Duck Wraps
• Ayup Mi Duck - A Brief Guide to the Nottingham Dialect
• Love Ducks
• A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
• Duck à l'orange
• Back in the Duck House
• The Lonesome Duck
• Duck roasted with orange
• Like fuck, said the duck
• duck shove
• Everybody's Favorite Duck
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Duck Dynasty
• Roast Peking Duck
• A duck walks into a bar

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