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The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
When I was your age
the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
"All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
When I was ten years old
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
I had been hungry all the years
When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
When I was young Time had no wings
when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
he had a dream
When you're dead, you're dead
How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
in the morning it was almost too dead center
Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
Laugh when you have been listening well
For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
Two Dead Boys
I've been dead a long time
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
Stuff was started stuff had ends
When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
You know you've been hacking too long when
What is Heraclides had never been born?
And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
I have been alone while I was with many girls
A time when a gun might have been helpful
When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
When I'm long dead, the bee will win
THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
I wish I was dead
You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
You know you've been away from home too long
Remember when you had words for everything?
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
He had a life before he met you, you know
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
At least he was gentle
I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
You know when you've been Jesuited
I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
What if Heraclides had never been born?
This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
When the log rolls over we will all be dead
Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
If I had called you, would you still be dead?
When you blow out like a dead star
Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
I was a young boy that had big plans
Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
What kind of year have YOU had?
I haven't had a wet dream in years
I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
And we killed him and he's dead.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
I was once young and had a home
Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
King George he had a Date
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
More than he was willing to give
He is so heavy when he whispers
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
I married him because he was not mean
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
He Was a Crook
he kissed me for a year and a half
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
He had something to say. He said it.
How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
Life had been an opportunity lost
They had been expecting me
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
had Orpheus been a gentleman
It's been years since we were born
I could have been one of a two
And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
This has not been an easy year.
If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
He's been places they have not.
I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
The lust of years has been fulfilled
I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
When I am dead, my dearest
Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
Django Reinhardt was dead already
Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
Mazurka for Two Dead Men
I had never known someone whose death was imminent
You should have killed me when you had the chance
When you had left our pirate fold
Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
When each had their own personal anthem
You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
You had to pretend success was fucked
I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition

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