Findings:
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- When you know things are just meant to be
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That Would Be Enough
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- Things people put up their butts
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- What I want to be when I grow up
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- Birds still sing at 4:00 AM
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 3: In which I deal with a big bird
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Hot pursuit
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- but you wanna be bad
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 8: In Which We Meet an Odd Little Bird
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
- Sexist jokes
- heavy as it all may be and still take that step
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Wouldn't It Be Nice
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Be still, My soul
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Be still, my soul, be still
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- Can we still be friends?
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Be Still
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- I wouldn't be caught dead
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Animals which may be immortal
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- Trying to be weird is not enough
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Still to Be Neat
- I wouldn't be.
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