Findings:

• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• Do a whole poodle
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Do not remember how these depths are cold
• The Shoes Told the Whole Story
• Now you do what they told ya
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• all of these questions need answering
• Even nerds need people skills
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The stars are another whole other story
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• B Battery
• Do I really need Linux?
• What do stars do? They shine.
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Please do not feed the birds
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What reasons do you need
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• they carry but they do not understand
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• telling people what they don't need to know
• everyone needs an angry love story
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Your eyes tell a whole other story
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They Hunger For Nodes (document)
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Ground rush
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• A story about a person I do not know
• The goggles, they do nothing
• My kisses, they do not fade
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Please do not read this
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
• What do you hear in these sounds?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
• It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Horses: do they love us back?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• all of these answers need questioning
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Does a story need a conflict?
• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• They Hunger For Nodes: An e2 Halloween Scary Story Quest
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Maerklon's Story
• You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• The right thing to do
• Dos Equis
• To do is to be
• Just Do It
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Trip Like I Do
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• You Can't Do That on Television
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• DOS prompt
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans

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