Findings:
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I don't want to be alone
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- A whimper would be fine
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- eternity would be boring
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I never thought it would be like this
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Easier to be gay
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If you would be so kind
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Mind without body
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- That would be me
- Be careful and don't fall down
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't be sad
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I don't want to be successful
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If you would be seated
- The best kind of bartender
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- I don't need to be loved by you
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- That Would Be Enough
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Where would America be without Canada?
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Just to see what it would be like
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- That I Would Be Good
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Don't Be Evil
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- don't be absurd (user)
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- it would be hilarious if only
- Don't be an IM phantom
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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