Findings:

• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• I woke up
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• and then I woke up
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• I woke up in occupied America.
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• 'just woke up' voice
• lemon curd
• Sea lemon
• Water lemon
• Sherbet Lemons
• Lemon Sorbet
• lemon fresh scent
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• lemon curry (user)
• On the lemon
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When life gives you lemons
• Granita de Limone (Sicilian Lemon Ice)
• lemon meringue pie
• fork a lemon
• Lemon-barbecued meat loaves
• Lemon and Bay Crème Brûlée
• Lemon Polenta Cake with Rosemary Syrup
• Lemonwhyt (Lemon and almond rice)
• Lemon juice
• Blind Lemon Jefferson
• agent lemon
• Swedish Lemon Angels
• lemon drop
• Vodka Lemon
• The Lemon Song
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
• Cream Lemon
• Lemon v. Kurtzman
• Lemon Test
• herbert lemon (user)
• Grilled Lemon Swordfish
• Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
• Parsley, Lemon and Feta Cheese Salad
• Asparagus and Scallops with lemon nut butter
• preserved lemons
• Lemon Sauce
• Lemon Jelly
• honey lemon juice facial
• You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
• lemon cake
• Hairy Lemon
• lemon pie
• Schweppes Bitter Lemon
• Blue swimmer crab with angel hair pasta, preserved lemon and chilli
• To Boil a Capon Larded With Lemons
• Why fish is served with lemon juice
• Lemon confit
• Rosewater panna cotta with lemon confit and pistachio honeycomb
• Lemon delicious pudding
• Diet Coke with Lemon
• Avgolemono (Egg Lemon Soup)
• Lemon Bars
• lemon squeezer
• Green Beans with Crispy Bacon and Lemon Zest
• Tuaca Lemon Drop Martini
• lemon shark
• Lemon, garlic and rosemary
• Lemon, honey and yoghurt muffins
• Lemon, Lime and Bitters
• lemon tea
• Lemon icebox pie
• Lemon (user)
• Lemon bread
• Cadmium Lemon (user)
• Lemon Souffle
• Meadowlark Lemon
• Lemon Migrant
• Lemon chicken
• Meyer lemon
• Slow-braised chorizo with tomato, chickpeas and lemon
• Risoni with lemon, garlic and parsley
• Chet Lemon
• Honey and Lemon cold relief
• lemon poppy seed drizzle cake
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Beer battered sardines with tomato, preserved lemon and caper salsa
• lemon extract
• Mom McCoy's lemon chess pie
• Lemon Trotsky
• Mark Lemon
• Lemon Snowdrop Cookies
• lemons (user)
• Bob Lemon
• Double crust death by lemon pie
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Ginger Lemon Grass Salmon and Chinese Noodle Salad
• Meyer Lemon Risotto with Barley
• The Lemon of Pink
• Lemon risotto with salmon
• Lemon Pudding Cookies
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Lemon Demon
• Sweet like a lemon
• Lemon Shake-Ups
• The 24 Hours of Lemons
• winter solstice lemon and ginger biscuits
• Lemon and basil chicken escalopes
• Baked tofu with capers in a lemon pesto sauce
• lemon chutney
• cheats' lemon tarts
• Lemon Stealing Whore
• Lemon Drop Martini
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• Zucchini and yellow squash with cilantro, garlic, and lemon
• Literate resentment smells like Lemon soap
• Lemon Balm
• sucking mud
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen
• sucking wind
• Your Sucking Funny Day
• sucking chest wound
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Sucking Vacuum
• Sucking pads
• Sucking blister
• The fact that your band is "politically aware" does not cause it to cease sucking
• Die, you gravy sucking pig!
• Go to bleep, sucking faby!
• sucking on your teeth
• Grow up
• blow up
• UPS
• Up
• Kick it up a notch
• straight up
• bottled up
• Dead links in writeups
• Decide to clean yourself up
• hooking up
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Hurry up please it's time
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• power up
• up quark
• Growing up
• Breaking up
• Wake up
• tits up
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• I am not making this up
• kiss up
• warm up
• throw up

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