Findings:
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
- I think that I shall never see
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
- The best I never had
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- You never think it will be the ducks
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- You've never had it so good
- And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- nostalgia for things that never existed
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- Never Had It So Good
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- I hope you'd never understand
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- These are the memories I never had
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- You'd think a cookie killed his dog
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- The death of a man I had never known
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- exists
- Do aliens exist?
- Contradictions don't exist
- Time does not exist
- Does free will exist?
- Color does not exist
- Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
- beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
- Dr Pepper imitations
- InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
- Orgasms exist entirely in your head
- Gusty winds may exist
- For every set there exists a larger set
- Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
- Natural rights don't exist
- There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
- Nothing unreal exists
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- writing songs that already exist
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The "future" does not exist
- ∃
- Everything existed as though painted in a dream
- Beauty exists in scummy soup skin
- Time does not exist without rain
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- B Battery
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- Queer Youth Exist
- Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
- There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
- Gibson architecture
- exists (user)
- A light exists in spring
- exist (user)
- Zen Story: Nothing Exists
- Why emotions exist
- Therefore, God exists
- My Dream Girl Don't Exist
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- already exists (user)
- When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
- According to the Turing Test, I do not exist
- Love does not exist
- I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- Why Heaven and Hell Cannot Exist
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
- Stereotypes Exist For A Reason
- Why do we exist?
- as if he didn't exist
- Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
- the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
- A religion based on Kanye West is a thing that exists
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- There exist some
- The dishes in the drying rack do not exist
- The world used to exist in this empty space
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- The Temptation to Exist
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- The thing you are looking for does not exist. Should I create it for you?
- it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- hens exist for the cock
- do paradoxes exist?
- the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
- it's the space between things that allows them to exist
- Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- had
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- If I had a nickel...
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- you had to be there
- If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- If I Had $1000000
- If I only had a brain
- Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Jobs I've Had
- Neatest trip I've had
- if I had my druthers
- I had a really good time tonight
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Had Gadya
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Questions I have had today
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I had my balls shaved
- had a few
- The nuns had it coming
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- i had a dream about the future
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I had cool friends in high school
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- We had silent conversations
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