Findings:

• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• You're too good to be human
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• this is going to hurt a little
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Collision avoidance technique
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• going Dutch
• going postal
• Going against the grain
• going out
• going
• What's Going On
• Where are you going?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• going down
• going crazy
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Going, going, gone
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I was going to marry Marty
• going dumb
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Going Solo
• going commando
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I'm Going Home
• Hey, how's it going?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• going forward
• The Going
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Going out with a bang
• People who are going to hell
• Where's Everything going?
• humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
• going to the dogs
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Going through the motions
• this is it, we're going to die
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Going Gold
• going nowhere
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• What's going on here?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Is she really going out with him?
• Going Away
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• California is NOT going to fall in the ocean
• Going After Cacciato
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Going Underground
• going meta
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• Going to Fukuoka
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Going drag
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• You're going the wrong way!
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Thumbs Up going down
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• Going East
• Good Thing Going
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Going to spend a penny
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Going Public
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Going on a Picnic
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• going outside
• Going Downhill Fast
• Going Native
• Going My Way?
• Going For It
• The Going Of The Battery
• It's going to be fine
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Going faster and faster and faster in the 21st Century: An Analyst Essay Contest
• Going Live
• A Prayer on going into my House
• Going to university
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Going to The Sun Road
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• When are you going to stop running?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I'm going to Disneyland
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• not running from, but going to
• Going There
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• nocode's going away party
• Going A-Travelling
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• Get your juices going
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• This was not my going away party
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
• Going home
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• Going for the One
• I'm going to the moon
• The joy of going to war
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Going For A Song
• Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
• Going Amazonian
• Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
• There's Something Going On
• Going to a ska show
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Ways of going out in cricket
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?

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