Findings:
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If you would be so kind
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Where would America be without Canada?
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- it would be hilarious if only
- eternity would be boring
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- I never thought it would be like this
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- Mind without body
- That would be me
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- Just to see what it would be like
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
- She Thinks in Harmony
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- If you would be seated
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- She must be what cocaine is like
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- what would it take to be serene again?
- You never think it will be the ducks
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- She Had to Be Sure
- think for yourself, and be curious
- The Ten Commandments revised
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- They knew what our pain would be.
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- You mean the me that you would be
- The best kind of bartender
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- At night, her eyes closed, she would
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- That I Would Be Good
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- A whimper would be fine
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Life without music would be a mistake
- she couldn’t go and be beautiful
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- She was too beautiful to be human
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- She could be a businesswoman
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- You'd Be Surprised (user)
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- That Would Be Enough
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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