Findings:
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- People have fucked up before
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- A reason to drink
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Don't encourage people to read
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- you don't have to do this
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't want to get over you
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- People want what they cannot have
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Know your pets
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- So you don't have to
- Don't run over fire hose
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- don't cry over spilled milk
- Cats don't have brakes
- Don't fuck the corpses
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Using a command line
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I don't have the time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Stoned music memories
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't fuck llamas
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Things people don't want to hear
- I don't believe in people
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- People don't flail when they die
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- People who don't read
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Fuck what other people think
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- People who don't smoke will never die
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- Animals people have sex with
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- The revolution is over, and we have lost
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Don't crash here - Crash over there
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- I don't have a television set
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Don't Dream It's Over
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- don't cry over spoiled milk
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- people who don't exist
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- You don't have any real problems
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Capitalize, please
- Don't fuck with the cat
- Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- telling people what they don't need to know
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