Findings:
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Stoned music memories
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- A reason to drink
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Don't give up your day job
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
- You have the right to ask
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Dogs and cats used to have jobs
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- So you don't have to
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't get many things right the first time
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I don't have a television set
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- You don't have any real problems
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Natural rights don't exist
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Two wrongs don't make right
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't have the time
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I didn't always have this cool job
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- The right tool for the job
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- You have the right to remain silent
- you don't have to do this
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Is having a job a human right?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
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