Findings:
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Things people don't want to hear
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Don't do that then!
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
- Car accident
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- How to avoid a car accident
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Car accident theory
- Indigenous people don't exist
- What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
- The Car Accident Dress
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- Why do people believe in God?
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- I don't know what to do with you
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Accident Car (user)
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- Two killed in "transporter accident"
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
- Why do we hear two thumps in each heartbeat?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- Why people put quotes around words on signs
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- Do blind people dream?
- What do you hear in these sounds?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- I speak to you in my mind and you do not hear
- what desire will make foolish people do
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- kill him dead; don't call me
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Don't encourage people to read
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- People don't flail when they die
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
- i don't fit under the bed anymore
- If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
- people who don't exist
- Don't hear the music
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- Treatment of corporations
- Going to a movie on the opening night
- Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- What do you hear in the silence?
- Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I don't know what else to do
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- How do you hear the water?
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I don't believe in anything
- Ground rush
- Cars Kill Fish
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Things to do in a glider while under Zero G
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Stuff White People Do
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- What not to do in a car crash
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- you don't have to do this
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Capitalize, please
- People who don't smoke will never die
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- I don't believe in people
- How television car chases influenced me
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