Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "a tale of profound agony that all you fellas might be able to relate to"

• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I should be able to remember your face
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• You might be a Washingtonian
• You might be a '90s kid if
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Can't we all just be friends?
• All units be advised
• All I ever wanted to be
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• this is where we all came to be
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• you just might be evil
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• The Curious Tale of Jack Lime, once A Sailor, as related to Amelia Eames
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• we shall all be healed
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• we can all just be around other people
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• we can't all be rock stars
• all limitations must be overcome
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• some day we will all be gone
• All will be well again in time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• They Might Be Giants
• You might be a Michigander
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• You might be a moogle...
• You might be a Mormon
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• I Might Be Wrong
• Adam fell that men might be
• Your dog might be evil...
• Your god might be evil....
• Beware! This might be reality!
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• might be burned in at this point
• Every tale is not to be believed
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Hummingbird tales
• -able
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Seth Able
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• able ayo (user)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Able (user)
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
• Able and Baker Part Ways
• Eveningland
• beautiful agony
• Celestial agony
• Here All Alone in Silence
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• Women of All Red Nations
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• Why sales guys make all the money
• No Fun At All
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• Kids that age think they know it all
• The children are all crying in their pens
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Can't we all just get along?
• All bets are off
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• It's all just noise
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• Thou Shalt Win at All Costs
• All Blues
• all ears
• all thumbs
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Walk all over
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?

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