Findings:

• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Accidental death odds
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• on being hit by lightning
• The Wild Colonials
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• happily ever after
• Life after death
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• after
• after the therapy
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• after the fact
• After the Summer of Love
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• After Y2K
• August and Everything After
• After Dark
• Night After Night
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Twenty Years After
• After damp
• After Dinner Cocktail
• After Eight
• After Five
• After Five Shooter
• After Hours
• The morning after
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• After The Race - 2
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
• morning after sheets
• The Day after Tomorrow
• After Effects
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• After Apple-Picking
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• After Auschwitz
• People with programming languages named after them
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• Press Enter
• After the Sea-Ship
• Unhappily Ever After
• Chronology of Communication after electronics to 1998
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• What life after death will really be like
• Written After Swimming from Sestos to Abydos
• Sunglasses After Dark
• Chi Chi, after completion
• NORML:Still Crazy After All These Years. Executive Summary.
• after a week at Smith
• after a week at smith part 2
• Why are the spots on your monitor after a healthy sneeze red, green, and blue?
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• masturbating right after working out
• What was left after the party
• Boy named after website
• Time After Time
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• May those who are born after me
• after and missing
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Everything and after
• Live After Death
• whoring after other gods
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• November and Everything After
• Going After Cacciato
• After love
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• chasing after foolish entanglements
• In the light - After Midnight
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Years After Landing
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• First Observation After a Nap
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• The silence after someone leaves
• I Before E Except After C
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• Morning After Pill
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• The summer after high school
• After Magritte
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Sea Kayaks After a Storm
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• Roosevelt After Inauguration
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• What to do after unprotected sex
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• After Shock
• Wearing white shoes after Labor Day
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• Molotov's speech after Finnish Winter War
• The taste in my mouth after a nap
• edev: Reloading node data after voting
• Ten Years After
• restarting a player after his character dies
• Disconnection -- A wedding and after
• after school detention
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• after the flood (user)
• A bummer of a job, after school
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• After Life
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Chasing after the morning
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• After the Gold Rush
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• After the Wake
• Album of Landscapes After Old Masters
• evan after (user)
• after ski
• After Hours Trading
• Is There Life After High School?
• Los Angeles after the rain
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• after all white horses are in bed
• London After Midnight
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Grotesque (After The Gramme)
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• fluorescence recovery after photobleaching (FRAP)
• Running after cars
• After The Movie
• after the funeral
• Living After Midnight
• What to do after leaving school
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The first against the wall after the Revolution came
• 500 Years After
• Sex after pregnancy
• Applauding after a movie
• African-American schools after Brown: what changed?
• Countries named after people

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