Findings:

• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• All I can do
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Can things really change?
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• all I do is kiss you though the bars of a rhyme
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• If you can say something nice, do
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Do you really want to live forever?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• We Can all Die Like This
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• University students can be really stupid
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• What I really want to do is direct
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• One letter can make all the difference
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• The Most Good You Can Do
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• we can all just be around other people
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• What Germans do best
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• There is something we can do
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Do I really need Linux?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• How do you make God laugh?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• What do you really fear?
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Do Frogs Really Sit on Lilypads?
• All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
• They All Laughed
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• All you can eat
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• All I do is kiss you through the stars of Orion.
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• you're all really really boring
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• I can do much better than this
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• I can do shit with my legs
• What loneliness can do to you
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• You can do anything
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• I can do it myself
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• You can never really escape the fire
• Know How, Can Do
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Do what you can as you do
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There is nothing the dead can do
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War

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