Findings:

• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Right now I am floating
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am stalking your girls now
• If I died right now
• Yes me, right now
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I am not making this up
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Right Where You Are Sitting Now
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• step right up
• right up my alley
• and now i am free
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• now I am blue, forsaking brown.
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I am so fucking happy
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• I hate myself right now
• Right here and now
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• why is it always right now?
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am now a Fire Marshall
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• When I am stronger than now
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am fine now
• I am holding you now
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am now a dark walker
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• now that I am no longer
• Right Here, Right Now
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Right now,
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Right side up
• Straighten Up And Fly Right
• Step right on up! Spike heels not advised.
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• I am now a married woman
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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