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• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• So, which one of you is the man?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• The Life to Which We've Become Accustomed
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• One Life to Live
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• words fail utterly
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• One step closer to life
• Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Economics in One Lesson
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Words that only have one context
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• The Life and Times, part one.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• One life
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• I must have waited all my life for this
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• I have one whole anus
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Have One On Me
• How Important is One Vote?
• Stoned music memories
• Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• We have learned our lessons well
• I have become furniture in your life
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I could have been one of a two
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Lessons in Life
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Footwear That Fits - Lesson One
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• one-stop shopping
• Libertarianism in One Lesson
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I have failed
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• Life. Get one. (user)
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• Life Lessons
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Sentences with which to end your life
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Lessons on life, love and things of utter importance
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• No one says anything important during the day
• A lesson in life
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• vicissitudes of life
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• quarter life crisis
• The Utterly Utterly Merry Comic Relief Christmas Book
• Life on the Jones Farm
• The point at which your carefully woven story falls to pieces
• Life before death
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• The Life of Alfred IV
• Songs which elicit stereotypes
• Penalty Life
• The Thing Which Solomon Overlooked
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• High Life below Stairs
• fail
• What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
• Life is a Game
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• Life imprisonment
• Strict security life sentence
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Zombie Insourcing Offers Life After Death
• Charmed Life
• You can't have everything
• How to change your life
• The life you can save
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Do what you have to do
• Life's Little Jokes
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck

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