Findings:
- I hold you where no one else can go
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
- old books can tell more than one story
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- No one has died
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- I can has cheezburger?
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- Stranger in someone else's dream
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Ski piss
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- Editor cools (e2poll)
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- I can quit any time I want
- Any song can be a love song
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
- Someone else's toilet
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Hitler has only got one ball
- You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
- You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
- Sometimes the shadows remain even after the storm has cleared.
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Dry bones can harm no one
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
- Helping people cheat
- Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
- Each one has their own story
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- much later, probably one whole minute has passed
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- The silence after someone leaves
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- real trust is letting someone else q-tip your ears
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- Any house can become a prison
- As any fool can plainly see
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- Any fool can make a rule
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- On Running After One's Hat
- No one can be totally logical
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- There can be only one
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- September has such a feeling
- One letter can make all the difference
- One man can make a difference
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- The words no one can find
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- the lamplighter climbs one ladder after another
- A very mean bar trick
- No one can be in two places at once
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- No One Can Stop the Bobsled
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- The Library Book
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Editor Cools XML Ticker (ticker)
- Loving someone else's wife
- Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
- Editor's Page Of Cool
- boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- someone else's hand
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
- Absolutely, to someone else
- Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
- my name on someone else's body
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
- Closing the gate after the horse has bolted
- The cloud is just someone else's computer
- live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- you are someone else
- What was stolen by someone else
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
- Fighting someone else's battle
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- tag after one like a tantony pig
- Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
- After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
- Twenty Years After
- Clean up after the Baby Boomers
- After Apple-Picking
- Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
- After Auschwitz
- paying someone to flush your toilets
- You Never Wash Up After Yourself
- I Before E Except After C
- On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
- Morning After Pill
- Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
- Like as a huntsman after weary chase
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