Findings:

• Please help me!
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please Kill Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Help me help you
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Time Travelers please help!
• Please stop annoying me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• please let me in (user)
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• So help me God
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Please Please Me
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• listen()
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Help Me, Daddy
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• You say you want to help me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Ask Me Anything
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• Someone please kill me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Give me a moment, please
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please do not bring me flowers
• please forgive me (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• help me (user)
• let me speak please (user)
• doesn't look like anything to me
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please, Call me Honky
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• god help me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Say Anything
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I didn't change anything!
• Anything popular must suck
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• No one says anything important during the day
• Human beings will believe anything
• Violence never solved anything
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• anything muppet
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can make a bong out of anything
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• How to attach a closed loop to anything
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Stoners will smoke anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• anything to mask these crimes from the eye of heaven
• Anything Worth Saying
• anything (user)
• Weddings Parties Anything
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Since when did you respect anything?
• You can survive anything
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• You people will trash anything.
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Dream Anything
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• anything without faces behind it is suspect
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Help
• help desk
• Call for Help
• God helps those who help themselves
• Help end homelessness
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Help!
• atlases do not help
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• toll-free consumer help lines
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Things to help mosquito bites
• Quick Help
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• cry for help
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!

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