Findings:

• She must be what cocaine is like
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• She doesn't like you
• I like monkeys
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She Liked Horses, and Flowers That Smell Pink
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• My aunt doesn't like them
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• She is like an onion
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• She felt like the word 'shatter'
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• She writes like the wind moves
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She doesn't need me anymore
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• doesn't look like anything to me
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Cocaine
• Sex on cocaine
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• alkaloid cocaine
• Cocaine Blues
• The cocaine trade
• Cocaine Lil and Morphine Sue
• cocaine (user)
• Dr - Cocaine (user)
• Of Liquid Cocaine, South Beach, and the holiday season.
• Cocaine and Music
• Cocaine Hippos
• doesn't
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• God probably doesn't exist
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• He doesn't bite
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• this doesn't work
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)

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