Findings:

• What pornos would have us believe
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• you would have been
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• it's God's work to have us fail
• I would like to have emotions
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• You stole what they would have given you
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• he would have cried
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Bernie would have won
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I believe you have my stapler
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• he would have laughed
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I don't believe in people
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• believe it or not
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You don't believe in evolution?
• You mean the me that you would be
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Ice fishing becomes madly popular in the American midwest, despite the unseasonable late November thaw
• Why chart music is inexplicably popular despite being 95% boiled arse
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying

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