Findings:

• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Stoned music memories
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• you don't have to do this
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't have the time
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• So you don't have to
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Baptist jokes
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• No, I don't have channel 11
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• nerf ball
• Happy Fun Ball
• The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
• cue ball
• Hugo Ball
• Magic 8 Ball
• Edward Ball
• Lucille Ball
• Our Balls Are Bigger
• Rum balls
• golf ball
• Matzoh ball soup
• ball and chain
• Minie ball
• Whitworth ball
• Blue balls
• Dragon Ball GT
• Range balls
• ball python
• Break one's balls
• Crystal ball
• Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
• dragon ball
• Hold your balls
• Filling an infinite urn with balls
• Bouncy Ball
• Whiffle ball
• Ball lightning
• The Crowd at the Ball Game
• air ball
• Mirror ball
• Suppli: Deep fried rice and cheese balls
• Cobra Ball
• Steamed Shrimp Balls
• Downy Fabric Softener Ball
• Crispy shrimp balls
• Embroidered fish balls
• Ball in the House
• Meme Spread Vector: Beach Ball
• I had my balls shaved
• Power Ball
• Gutter ball
• Onigiri
• Nine ball
• wiffle ball
• Hairy ball theorem
• tennis ball cannon
• Tennis ball
• Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 3 : On the Night of the Ball
• Sticks and balls
• On the ball
• held ball
• rubber band ball
• ball joint
• Wall Ball
• Yummy Cheese Ball
• Cheese balls
• Witch ball
• ball chain
• war ball
• worry balls
• Juggling Balls
• The Buck and Ball
• The Ball of Kerriemuir (Ballynore)
• Cleaning golf balls
• Rubber balls and liquor
• Work the ball
• Medicine ball
• Why your balls seem to cringe sometimes
• passed ball
• Odd Ball (user)
• ballpoint pen
• Space Balls
• Bra Ball
• foul ball
• swiss ball
• Monkey Balls
• Ping pong balls are flammable
• Open ball
• Monkey Ball
• Ball of Fire
• ball valve
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Clifford Ball
• Forcemeat Balls of Fowl
• The Twelve Balls Puzzle
• The Ball and the Sword
• high ball problems
• nebula ball

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