Findings:

• Thank you for everything and I am sorry for everything
• Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• turning into flowers
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
• Turning a noder into a walnut
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am sorry about the wings
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Turning death into flowers - ecological burial
• watch his heart turning into rock
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• Turning coffee into words
• Turning into traffic
• Better than kicking him into next week
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I Am
• Frankfurt am Main
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• Why I am neurotic about love
• AMM
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Why I am not a smurf
• I am that I am
• Things I am not ashamed of
• Am I The Antichrist?
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• I am Canadian
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• I am a minority of one
• R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
• Am/F
• I am not Arthur Rimbaud
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I am addicted to TUMS
• I am not hitting on you
• bind()
• gethostname()
• Am I interesting?
• I am a spammer
• I am not playing a zero sum game
• I am scorned for my lack of cufflinks
• I Am Not a Lawyer
• I am confused by many things...
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am not depressed
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I am never alone
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a feminist
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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