Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "he's smart, but something about his character has a certain je ne sai quoi, so dump him"

• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• je ne sais quoi
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The Je Ne Scai Quoi
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• So why talk about politics now
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons II
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• There's something about a funeral
• There's something terribly romantic about addiction
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• making certain he was touching her
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons III
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• great things he has taught us
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Something About You
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Photography and religion
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Something I thought only I thought about
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• and but so
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons IV
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• restarting a player after his character dies
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Something inside has died
• Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Something about parts of you
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• teen drinking
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You, standing
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I know something about love
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I want to hear about his day in person
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• There's something about cats... (category)
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Treatment for a television series about Mean Old Joe the town character
• something about bees
• Something was about to happen.
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• But What About the Property Damage?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It hasn't been so long, but
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.

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