Findings:
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- His version was better
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- some say he was never here at all
- if music were a woman
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He was found
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I married him because he was not mean
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- All he left her was alone
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- he was a punk poet himself
- making certain he was touching her
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- More than he was willing to give
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- At least he was gentle
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He Was a Crook
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- That's Just How He Was
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He Was Only Joking
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- Music was better in the old days
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- why the Cold War was a stupid idea
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- the seven hills of Rome
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- It was a dark and stormy night
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
- was
- His smartphone lay in the road, its screen locked with music still playing through the earbuds.
- The Walrus was Paul
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- No shit, there I was
- Kilroy was here
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Trompe
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- He made a way to his anger
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- To Music, to becalm his Fever
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Vancouver, Washington
- wa
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Was (Not Was)
- Descartes was wrong
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- 'T was
- when it was done
- That was a joke, son.
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He flops over and bonks his head
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He weaves his words
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- he is too shy to write his tale
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He just left his body
- He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
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