Findings:

• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• Why don't I have votes today?
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Capitalize, please
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• how many lines of code have you written?
• Sex in a small car
• I don't believe in anything
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• How to attach a closed loop to anything
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I don't have the time
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Sex with a chicken
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• How far are you from anything?
• How the mighty have fallen
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• You, standing
• How we have grown apart
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• It don't mean anything moves
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• How to learn anything fast
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't have any real problems
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• How to "Have People"
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to have an epileptic fit
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• How to have an out of body experience
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• I don't have a television set
• A reason to drink
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't Know Much
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't remember all that much
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't have to remember my name
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• you don't talk much
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Stoned music memories
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't know how to smile
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Baptist jokes
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to do this
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to

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