Findings:

• My dick fell asleep
• Since I Fell Asleep
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
• I fell asleep to the lullaby of rat-a-tat-tat
• His face when she fell
• asleep
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• everyone else is asleep
• Falling asleep last night
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• fall asleep
• Asleep at the wheel
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Falling asleep during porno films
• Falling asleep on the toilet
• I fall asleep to be with you
• Falling asleep while masturbating
• asleep in Jesus
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• Falling asleep in public places
• Service for those Fallen Asleep
• falling asleep visuals
• fall asleep without thinking of monsters
• asleep at the switch
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Asleep in the Back
• Asleep beneath the watchful eyes of pilot lights
• A.Sleep (user)
• fast asleep
• I am asleep
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• A Maid Asleep
• Asleep at Heaven's Gate
• Being the last to fall asleep
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• falling asleep with music on
• A tale of falling asleep during the flight
• not quite asleep, not quite alone
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• the very houses seem asleep
• Asleep Inside the Bone
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• Fell
• The girl you fell in love with
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• How to fell a tree with a chainsaw
• Fells Point, Maryland
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• Fell swoop
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• How I fell in love
• Fell, But Tried
• The Man Who Fell to Earth
• How I fell in love with Alice
• Which cat fell off last?
• Souter Fell
• As It fell upon a Day
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• If I Fell
• flat fell seam
• The day I fell in love
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• I fell in love with her first
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• fell off the back of the truck
• The night my laundry fell into the Twilight Zone
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• When the ocean fell
• I wake and feel the fell of dark
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• As bombs fell from the heavens
• Uldale Fells
• Fell (user)
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Adam fell that men might be
• How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• It fell
• I fell in love with her fist
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• a woman who fell through the cracks
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• John Fell
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The PRECISE moment America fell slightly out of love with Michael Jackson
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• If it all fell to pieces tomorrow
• The Woman Who Fell to Earth
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• his
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His hips know the original dance
• A Boy and His Dog
• On His Blindness
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Spinning in his grave
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• de Molay recanted his confession
• too big for his britches
• His girlfriend
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Atom and His Package
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Man and His Wife
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• His Royal Highness
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Pascal on his deathbed
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• To His Coy Mistress
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• how Wiener found his way home
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5

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