Findings:
- how Wiener found his way home
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
- Harry Sells His Soul
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How Man creates his Gods
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- The Pig and His Way of Life
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Giving a cat oral medication
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How the King Changed His Mind
- The Desert of his Soul
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Mr. B. F. Pinkerton--And His Way
- The End of Atli and his Kin and Folk
- He made a way to his anger
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
- The Fisherman and his Soul
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
- How Pac-Man got his name
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- trumpet of his rump
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
- His chocolate stained lips
- His Majesty the Scarecrow
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- Pick mystery door number one instead of the open door where you can see clearly through to the other side.
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- The Ass and His Masters
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Eli Whitney and his Patent
- Zuigan calls his own master
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- His Flames Are Joys
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- too big for his britches
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Bless his Heart
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- The Man and His Wife
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- The Horse and His Boy
- The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- Valediction to His Book
- The Colour Of His Voice
- To Each His Own
- and then his words silenced my noisy thought
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- lawnjart spills his guts to the press
- His Fraudulency
- His Desire
- Requiem for What's His Name
- And in His Brave Court
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- The Eagle and His Captor
- This is the way the world ends
- The Brazier and His Dog
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- To His Coy Mistress
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- Von Kempelen and his Discovery
- His 'N' Hers
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
- Toward his impossible light
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- Tokusan holds his bowl
- When the foeman bares his steel
- I saw his round mouth's crimson
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
- In the Springtime of His Voodoo
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- I went to visit his grave
- his throbbing manhood
- Sokath, his eyes uncovered
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- drop a piano on his head
- His Toniness
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
- I cried in his arms
- Forgetting his life away
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- On His Blindness
- de Molay recanted his confession
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- His girlfriend
- Spinning in his grave
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- His Name Is Alive
- Atom and His Package
- The General in his Labyrinth
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and His Driver
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- His Royal Highness
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- Pascal on his deathbed
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- Let the earth hear his voice
- The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- Kissing a man all over his face
- the moile with the clocks in his window
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- How did I end up here?
- And then I broke his nose
- Saturn Devouring His Children
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- In His Own Image
- i like his madness
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
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