Findings:

• how Wiener found his way home
• The Pig and His Way of Life
• He made a way to his anger
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Mr. B. F. Pinkerton--And His Way
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• How Man creates his Gods
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• How the King Changed His Mind
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Harry Sells His Soul
• How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The End of Atli and his Kin and Folk
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• How Pac-Man got his name
• How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The Desert of his Soul
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• de Molay recanted his confession
• And in His Brave Court
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• His Royal Highness
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• His Toniness
• The Little Boy and his Dogs
• And then I broke his nose
• The Man and His Wife
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• his throbbing manhood
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• too big for his britches
• His Name Is Alive
• Atom and His Package
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• Pascal on his deathbed
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Kissing a man all over his face
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• Forgetting his life away
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• The Horse and His Boy
• In His Own Image
• I cried in his arms
• To Each His Own
• His Flames Are Joys
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• His Fraudulency
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• The Colour Of His Voice
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• This is the way the world ends
• His girlfriend
• The Ass and His Shadow
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Let the earth hear his voice
• To His Coy Mistress
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• Bless his Heart
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
• up his own arse
• His 'N' Hers
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• When the foeman bares his steel
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• trumpet of his rump
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Valediction to His Book
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• His chocolate stained lips
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• drop a piano on his head
• We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
• His Desire
• A Boy and His Blob
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Requiem for What's His Name
• I went to visit his grave
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• How the universe will end
• His hips know the original dance
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• Spinning in his grave
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Brazier and His Dog
• How the Story of Oz Came to an End
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• Johnny Got His Gun
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Toward his impossible light
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• The Ass and His Driver
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• How did I end up here?
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• i like his madness
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes

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