Findings:
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to find out your own IP address
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to read poetry out loud
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to start a fire without matches
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to put together a skateboard
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- how to put vertical space MOM
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
- Putt it out
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Lighting a book match one-handed
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to put a bike in a car
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to put a motorcycle on its centerstand
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Mealy mouthed impenetrable politically correct public sector bollox, and how to translate it
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- put your money where your mouth is
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Put out to stud
- put out
- It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to fall out of an airplane
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- how to short out a phone line
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to get more out of Psi
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to put PC-GEOS on a GRiDPad 1910
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Putting groceries in a paper bag
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to escape domestic violence
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to put a fish to sleep
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Lost in Boston?
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Put your mouth where my money is
- all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
- how to hold a burning match
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to put a crewmember aloft on a sailboat
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- don't put it in your mouth
- Put out to pasture
- put baby in pelican mouth
- You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth
- The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Put them out with your vajra-shovel.
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Inserting an intravenous cannula
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to use a manual transmission
- Learning to put down the fork
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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