Findings:
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to "Have People"
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How not to faint when you can't move
- There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Stoned music memories
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- How to have an out of body experience
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How long have you been in love with her?
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- When I have female children
- How to have lesbian sex
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- How could you ever have enough?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to scream when no one is looking
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- Churches that tell you how to live
- C++: how big is nothing?
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- Who what when where why & how
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Expect nothing and you shall have everything
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- How we have grown apart
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- How the mighty have fallen
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Sex in a small car
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- You, standing
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to have an epileptic fit
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Sex with a chicken
- when all the white horses have broken free
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- When living we have need of Death
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- How long have you known?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How we could still have a President Trump
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- My first comet
- My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
- tell me what you have in your heart
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
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